Browse Professor Quotes
but... you were in class today...
—James Neurath in response to a student being diagnosed with mono
Oh, poo
—Dr. Lapp in response to the auto-off command on a TI-92 calculator
Help, my pants are on fire! Help, help!
—Professor Hotep Antis, CHEM 327
Hazardous waste is not a dietary supplement for fish, except maybe in California
—Dr. Brunner on environmental externalities
And Dockers became very successful. In fact, I quite like them. They are for big-butted people
—Prof. Gary Fuller on Levi Strauss's decision to move to the Dominican Republic
Lo que dices es pornografico!
—Bertha Macias in response to the accidental "accidental SE" conjugation of the verb despertarse
...and I once dated an opera singer, oh, stop me if I get carried away...
—Gary Fuller on the ethics of affirmative action